CARPE-DIEM

Ed Sheeran vs. Everyone else

1. Normal guy: I really want to kiss you.
2. Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow.
3. Normal guy: Let's cuddle.
4. Ed Sheeran: Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms.
5. Normal guy: I want to hug you.
6. Ed Sheeran: I was made to keep your body warm but I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
7. Normal guy: She's a crack whore prostitute.
8. Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man.
9. Noraml guy: Marry me?
10. Ed Sheeran: Settle down with me and I'll be your safety you'll be my lady.
11. Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely.
12. Ed Sheeran: 'Cause lately I've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt.
13. Normal guy: I'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you.
14. Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed
15. Normal guy: Expect me to drunk diall you later.
16. Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.